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Joke of the Day

"I was very tired and needed recovery The cat looks so tired and need recovering his body with watch Television"

"What is Hitler's least favorite month? Jew-ly EDIT: how about jan-jew-ary, or jewne?"

"How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin? You have to take the Third Reich."

"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"

"It took me a long time to figure out how one could like EDM music. I didn't think Electrical Discharge Machining could even make music."

"What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors."

"Q: What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A: A slurpent."

"I think Hillary Clinton will be the best president. If she couldn't screw Bill, how can she screw America?"

"I think Stu does not gets the recognition he deserves Without him, those who are studying would just be dying."

"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."