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Joke of the Day

"What sort of activity is eagle hunting classified as these days? ILLEAGLE activity."

"What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac? One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue."

"So baby Jesus grows up to be Santa or..."

"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."

"I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me & talking back right now."

"Just made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix."

"Why was the 3 year old ethiopian kid crying He was having a mid life crisis"

"""Let there be me."" God, just before he created himself out of nothing."

"You don't make any sense. I would know because I'm unemployed."

"The Soviet Cycle of Procrastination First, you are Putin down your work. Then, you are Stalin for time. Finally, you are Russian to finish."