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Joke of the Day
"I didn't think a McDonald's Happy Meal would fill me up, but it did... OMG, I ATE THE TOY!"
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"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
"What's the deal with Arab Airlines food... Emirate?"
"My sausage-addicted friend died in a car crash. Apparently, he took a turn for the wurst."
"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"
"My Ideal Woman is a Single Mother ...once I've finished with her."
"My future's so bright that I have to wear lampshades like an injured dog."
"Did you guys hear about the guy that just became the first Muslim country singer to get signed to a label? His name is Keith Turban"
"Wife: Do you want some dinner? Me: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No"
"Why is King Joffrey like a mattress? Two twins make a King."