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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around? He was running a trap house."

"Why did the boy jump off the dock? Pier pressure"

"Who gets more pleasure from sex? - Well, thinking logically, it must be a woman. - Why? - If you want to scratch your ear, what part of your body gets more pleasure? Finger or ear?"

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"

"I do my best proofreading right after I hit send."

"I was an addict. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around."

"I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage."

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure."" is one way to tell your kid that they're adopted."

"Elephant Hunter I used to hunt elephant but had to quit.. Carrying the decoys got to heavy."

"I never give homeless people drugs because I know they're just going to trade them for food"