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Joke of the Day
"You're so fake... Even China denied they made you"
Next Joke
"What's the definition of a will? Come on, it's a dead giveaway!"
"Husband: I'm going to take kids to do something fun today so you can relax. Me: sounds awesome! H: Will you get them ready for me?"
"What do you call a milf barista? Joe Mama"
"My daughter: Do you want a kiss daddy? Me: Of course. My daughter: Does it make you sad that no other girls want to kiss you? Me: Thanks."
"What do you call a water fowl looking in a window? Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)"
"No matter how long I wait to pretend I just noticed the other person walking toward me in a long corridor, I always nod too soon."
"Calling your girlfriend Dumbledore.. ..cause she's the real head master"
"Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously. You could say he liked to ""eat fresh"""
"Not to brag, but I can cure my wife's insomnia just by taking my clothes off."