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Joke of the Day
"Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously. You could say he liked to ""eat fresh"""
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"""Hey, Mr Tambourine Man, play a song for me."" *shakes tambourine* ""Got any others?"" *shakes tambourine* ""Sounds a lot like the last one"""
"""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"" - KANYE ""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED"" - WIZ ""THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL"" -B.O.B."
"Why do gorillas have such big fingers? Because they have such big nostrils."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? You mean you don't know?!"
"""Call your blonde friend, your black friend & your Asian friend!"" - every cellphone ad ever"
"What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans."
"what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid"
"What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope? A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different..."
"Once you go Black Eyed Peas... You never go Back Eyed Peas Source:LJW9"