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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a will? Come on, it's a dead giveaway!"
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"I was gonna tell a racist joke But fuck it, its too dark"
"I once told a guy I was going to attack him with the neck of a guitar... The guy said, ""IS THAT A FRET?"""
"How do you get over trophobia? Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight"
"How do blondes carpool? They meet up a work"
"Things I Suck At: 1. straws, ha ha jk lol 2. Parallel parking, no seriously, I'm really terrible at this 3. straws, haha same joke as before"
"Stevie Wonder: ""I may be blind... ...but at least Im not black""."
"Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker? They say he had locomotives."
"The awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you"
"What did the door say to the other door? I can see your Knob Simple yet effective"