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Joke of the Day
"Are you a mixologist? I could tell by your poor style."
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"Knock knock Who's there? Olaf. Olaf who? Olaf the other reindeer."
"A married couple walks into a bar."
"A black man, a Jewish man, and a Chinese man walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""Get the fuck out of here."""
"People complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains."
"I was speaking to my friend He was telling me about a plan he had to change all the numbers in the world into roman numerals. I said ""Not on my watch"""
"Pupil: In other schools pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all."
"How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead? No, seriously. How could they tell?"
"My question is: how did she manage to forget the result?"
"My dog takes so long to take a dump I swear she's tweeting out there."