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Joke of the Day
"How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead? No, seriously. How could they tell?"
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"When a Mexican uses the word ""wheelchair"" in a sentence..... ""Hey I only bought one torta but don't worry wheelchair."""
"*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*"
"Why was the pianist arrested? He was caught playing in A minor."
"If I like ceilings... Does that make me a ceiling fan?"
"What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? Man-eating coleslaw."
"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."
"I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters."
"What's the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs."
"Wife: He's your son! Me: So you say! But I don't... *Kid dances across the room to the Benny Hill theme song* Me: ...ok fine he's my son."