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Joke of the Day
"People complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains."
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"What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes."
"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."
"What are 8 Nougat-Bits? One Nougat-Byte"
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They are both stuck-up cunts."
"The purpose of Terrorism is to scare and make people feel unsafe, which is something it has in common with Cable News."
"In conclusion, members of the board, I'm sorry I brought the wrong USB, & thank you for your feigned interest in my sesame street PowerPoint"
"Whoever invented knock knock jokes... Should get a no bell prize"
"Fairy tales My granddaughter asked me, ""Do all fairy tales begin with ""Once upon a time?"" I said, no, some begin with ""If elected, I promise to........................"""
"You really have to hand it to blind prostitutes."