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Joke of the Day

"A black man, a Jewish man, and a Chinese man walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""Get the fuck out of here."""

"Did you hear about the Hollywood actress that got murdered...? Person 1: Her name was Reese, errr, Reese, Reese whatshername... Person 2: Witherspoon? Person 1: No, with a knife."

"In an incredible turn of events we've been informed that the zodiac killer has killed himself after being mistaken for Ted Cruz"

"If you're American outside of the bathroom, what are you inside it? European"

"What goes ""snap crackle and pop"" ? A firefly with a short circuit !"

"I'd like to dedicate this award to gravity. You've always kept me down to earth."

"Saw a cute girl at work today. I told her I get off in five minutes and she smiled. Then I said I finish work in one hour and she left."

"How do u confuse a blonde Tell them to pee in the corner of a silo"

"Last night I was with a girl... ...she told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the jaw."

"How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business."