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Joke of the Day
"My dog takes so long to take a dump I swear she's tweeting out there."
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"How do mermaids have babies? Sea-sections"
"Snail Racing My friend owned a racing snail. It never won any races so he removed the shell to make it go faster. Sadly it didn't work, if anything it made it more sluggish"
"What do you call a battle of wordplay? Pun-fu fighting"
"Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he's sworn in."
"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing"
"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""
"One thing you can count on: For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it."
"someone just asked ""how do u delete yo life"" U CHEW ON A GRENADE WIT THE PIN OUT"
"URGENT! IF MY BOSS ASKS YOU IF IT'S REALLY ""NATIONAL THROW YOUR COFFEE AT YOUR BOSS DAY"" PLEASE SAY YES."