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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss."
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"How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt."
"If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you"
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms."
"Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent."
"Liam Neeson is like Super Mario who keeps saving a chick who keeps getting kidnapped but instead of mushrooms he's really into phone calls."
"I find that the secret to not being insecure is to just be better than everybody at everything while being incredibly good looking."
"The only thing I have to say about Bristol Palin ""You're welcome."""
"Your honor? My client would like to address the court and ruin everything."
"What's better than honor? Inner"