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Joke of the Day

"If a leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."

"What's the best way to cure seasonal depression? Suicide. -A bit of black humor for black friday"

"What is cat's favourite tea? Kit-tea"

"I didn't realize how cold it was outside today... ... until I saw socialists with their hands in their own pockets"

"what's brown and goes through walls? a poopy spooky"

"Just now on tube. Man in rush loses coat draped round shoulders in train doors. Woman retrieves it and calls out 'Batman, your cape.'"

"I went to a massage parlor today... When it was time for the happy ending, I finished in 20 seconds. The massause said I need to come more often."

"Did you hear about the laptop RAM that was raped and had no memory of it? They say it was SO-DIMMy."

"Sure, I could agree with you.... Buy why should we BOTH be wrong?"

"My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings. Very weird. Every week they would stand up and sing ""How Great Thou Art"""