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Joke of the Day

"If a leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."

"Two part joke Q. How does an elephant hide in an apple tree? A. He paints his balls red. Q. What's the loudest sound in Africa? A. Giraffes eating apples."

"Local mom loses 190 pounds with this one simple trick! She sold my weight set at the damn garage sale."

"I like my women like I like my cellphone plan... Free on nights and weekends."

"I dressed up as a woman for a day just to see what they go through on a daily basis... apparently women get called faggot A LOT."

"How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date? As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck."

"What is Bruce Lee's Favourite Drink? WOTAHHHHHH"

"Becky on FB is ""too blessed to be stressed"" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend."

"You let your eyes unfocus. The entire page coalesces into a cheery, bespectacled face. Waldo is the entire crowd scene. We are all Waldo."

"My girlfriend was devastated to find out that my mates call me The Love Machine' because I'm terrible at tennis."