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Joke of the Day

"What's Pac-Man's favourite holiday destination? [Wagga Wagga](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wagga_Wagga)"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae"

"There will only be 7 planets left... After I destroy Uranus."

"Don't get cute with the live version of your song. We like the one on the album."

"What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? ""Behave or Frankenswine will get you."""

"If I had wings, I'd spread them and soar like an eagle for about ten minutes then space out on a phone wire with these fat pigeons"

"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"

"Imagine if our butt crack was horizontal There would be a clapping sound everytime we go up the stairs"

"What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor? Banana Foster"

"Why did the engineer buy a mattress? To sleep under it"