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Joke of the Day

"How does a poor man watch TV? with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching."

"My wife keeps telling me to stop drinking I tell her to stop lying, there is no way she can see through 2 black eyes."

"If ex asks you to go bungee jumping remember, cord goes around feet not neck, no matter what they tell you."

"What's the difference between A pope and THE pope? bout tree fiddy."

"I found a ten dollar bill on the ground once and thought, ""This is as good as it's ever going to get. Buy some relish."""

"Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep? Because he was on the lam."

"James is coming over. ""James from work or James who thinks he's a leprechaun?"" J: TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA! ""I'll hide the Lucky Charms."""

"I'm having an increasing fear of New Year songs. Must be Ole Langxiety."

"My gf broke up with me.... She said, ""It's okay we can still be cousins.."""

"Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sac"