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Joke of the Day

"A dyslexic tries to use public transportation Whoops, wrong sub."

"I'm so down on my luck right now, that I can't even afford to change out light bulbs when they burn out... Things don't look so bright"

"A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester."

"If Cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?"

"Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again."

"is Harry potter rasict What's the difference about Harry potter and a jew? Harry made it out of the chambers alive"

"School of Terrorism, Suicide Bomber course... Instructor: *Alright pay attention class, I'm only gonna do this once.*"

"Researcher: By 2030, life expectancy is predicted to increase globally by 6 years. Southerner: [pouring mac and cheese into deep fryer] No."

"A man rushes into a psychiatrist's office and shouts ""Doctor, you have to help me! I think I'm invisible."" The shrink looks at his appointment schedule and says ""I'm sorry, I can't see you right now."""

"[wife yelling in waterpark] ""BRENT SOMEONE IS STEALING THE CAR"" [top of huge slide] K IM STILL GONNA TAKE THE SLIDE DOWN CUZ IT'll BE FASTER"