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Joke of the Day

"is Harry potter rasict What's the difference about Harry potter and a jew? Harry made it out of the chambers alive"

"Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake."

"If an atheist vegan does crossfit... Which one do they talk about first?"

"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Kevin"""

"Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase."

"Curveball What is black, bitter and dont work worth a damn? . . . . Decaf coffee."

"'I've never done this on a first date before' I say as I start vacuuming his place"

"I can see you're upset. Maybe you should post more about it on Facebook. That should eliminate any more drama."

"Balloon's What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."

"Why can't Jesus play hockey? He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!..."