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Joke of the Day
"A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester."
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"""How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?"" ""It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."""
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"Why are Asians such bad drivers? Because you can blind them with dental floss"