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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump's first act in office will probably be to illegalize all shredded cheese. He will Make America Grate Again."

"I hate niggers"

"What is the worst dinosaur to take to a restaurant? A pretentious connoisseurous."

"[obama cures cancer, invents hoverboards, saves baby by killing 3 lions with a flurry of devastating headbutts] Americans: LION KILLER OMG"

"Which street fighter is the least amicable? The ryudest one!!"

"What do you call an easy lifestyle revolving around eating Chinese food? Lo Meintenance"

"How's anal like your first car? (x-post from r/funny) You don't really want it, but your dad gives it to you anyways. (From Dark Humor on FB)"

"I heard ISIS hates gay people so much they put a Fatwa on the entire city of San Francisco They called it 'A Haram Bay'"

"What would you call a set of old school rapper emojis? Em-OGs"

"After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."