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Joke of the Day

"Researcher: By 2030, life expectancy is predicted to increase globally by 6 years. Southerner: [pouring mac and cheese into deep fryer] No."

"Star Wars meat joke As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: ""For those of you finding the Wookiee steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."""

"Accidentally switched the baby formula with coconut milk and now my newborn is complaining that her lullabies are ""too mainstream."""

"What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ? A sheep that can round itself up !"

"What do you call a boring Muslim? Abdull."

"kids r so cute!!! they dont wanna sleep becuase theyre afraid of having nightmares whereas adults cant wait to sleep so they can escape them"

"I am a woman . You are not supposed to know what's on my mind. For heaven's sake, I don't know what's on my mind."

"Boy that Neil Patrick Harris is a real, man's man."

"What do you call Nazis undergoing decomposition? Necrotizing Fascists."

"What did the cannibal say to his co-worker? You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner."