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Joke of the Day

"single because i didn't forward that chain mail in 2008"

"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak."

"Did you hear about the Pharaoh who refused to believe that his boat was sinking? He was in denial"

"When in history was there ever an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?"

"Keanu Reeves, sure, but then Keanu comes back a rittle bit rater."

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Smack that bitch and tell her to get back to work."

"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."

"There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again."

"I hope it's not too weird the next time I get a haircut and the barber asks, ""So, how do you want it?"" and I reply, ""Like Ellen DeGeneres."""

"What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"""