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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay deer say after he left the bar ? Man, I can't believe I blew 50 bucks in there"
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"What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India? Mumbai"
"Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece? Because Greece lightening"
"A priest, a theif, and a child molester enters a bar. He buys a drink."
"""I'll have the Anti-sleeping Prescription"" ""Sir, those are kids"" ""Gimme two"""
"My uncle used to sell cheap inflatable dolls They always went down on the customer."
"I can't be the only person who hears the phone ringing and says ""oh fuck, what NOW?"""
"Test boast, please ignore. I just hacked my friend's reddit account."
"I just tripped and stumbled into a group of asian kids on the street and accidentally won a breakdancing competition."
"You can tell I'm having a tough time writing this teleplay by all the crumpled up laptops overflowing my trash can."