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Joke of the Day

"I bought some artwork at GenCon, but I'm pretty sure I got ripped off. I swear they're all a bunch of con artists."

"Did you hear about the farmer who fell in love with his cows milk? It was his significant udder"

"How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven. One chief of police to oversee it, and 10 cops to beat the lightbulb until it wants to change."

"Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax? A: Because they could spell it."

"Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines."

"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"Why doesn't NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high."

"the year is 2042. a man is fired for doing ""the robot"" in a mixed crowd of humans and androids at the company xmas party."

"Could you please tell your mother to stop wearing so many different lip sticks? It's making my dick start to look like a rainbow."

"Good News: The Giant Panda is no longer considered 'Endangered'. Bad News: It's now considered 'Extinct'."