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Joke of the Day

"I told Siri to use Bing instead of Google.. We both laughed."

"How does every racist joke start? /OP looks around/"

"A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife."

"I got my wife a plunger for her birthday... because she just LOVES bringing up old shit."

"What is Saturn's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings."

"Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking."

"How is your golf game? Eh... It's sub-par."

"As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it."

"Just discovered that I'm willing to drive 35mph over the speed limit to prevent a PT Cruiser from passing me."

"I'm so sick of all these unfunny dad joke reposts. ""Hi, So Sick of All These Unfunny Dad Joke Reposts. I'm Dad!"""