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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a talent show where they try to discover a porn star with singing talent? The Sex factor"

"I can't tell jokes about the Titanic anymore... I just get a sinking feeling when I do."

"It's wildly known that all the great artists of the renaissance era loved eating pizza in sewers."

"What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower? 'Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast."

"The best part about having a muppet for a best friend is that when you're done singing songs, BOOM free oven mitt."

"who found America? :D Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"What do you call a pretentious mime? A dick in a box."

"What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? Attempted murder."

"Where did the King keep his armies? Up his sleevies!"

"If you wondered if I was on the naughty list this year, I should probably tell you that the best gift I got was a packing peanut."