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Joke of the Day
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. Until the library kicked me out...."
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"What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady? but we would never know because he couldn't stand up?"
"A roger you say? My hot Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. It was only when I'd dropped my pants and got my cock out that I realised she meant someone to rent her spare room."
"forget about gun laws, there needs to be more focus on who can own an acoustic guitar"
"What did the constipated math teacher do? Worked it out with a pencil."
"""We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!"" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs."
"Sorry about your street cred, black guys named Milton."
"The riot police are always early. I hear it helps them beat the crowds."
"Meatloaf said: ""I would do anything for love, but I won't do that""... ...he means lose weight. -&y"
"Have you heard that they're filming the first porno in space. They're calling it smutnik"