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Joke of the Day
"forget about gun laws, there needs to be more focus on who can own an acoustic guitar"
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"If this cat doesn't stop trying to lick my plate, we're having Chinese for dinner tomorrow."
"I'm starting a Mexican hate group. It's called the quequeque."
"Why does the graveyard have fences? Because people were dying to get in!"
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"A roman walks in a bar... holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers please."""
"Do you know where I can buy tickets to the Gun Show? at the Armitorium."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I hadn't masturbated for a month. Seriously, when I ejaculated it was six feet. Which was unusual, as usually it's cum. Strange day."
"What sound does an Italian make when you shoot him? Wop"
"What do I have in common with neutrinos ? We're both constantly penetrating your mom"