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Joke of the Day

"ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE? ""Haha a man obviously"" *Detective places cheese on table* *suspect starts to sweat*"

"What's a woman who always knows where her husband is? A widow."

"Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist? She over doses"

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was debrie everywhere!"

"There is three rings in marriage... The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering"

"My ex is fat!!! Yay...I win!!!"

"You know, I heard listening to Queen has been scientifically proven to give people autism. Apparently because of the unusually high Mercury content."

"Why did the fish sink? (This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick."

"What do you call a French baker who sucks cock? a faguette"

"I bet ""Fifty Shades of Grey"" won't make that much money because most of the people who want to see it are tied to a bedpost."