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Joke of the Day

"To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes."

"Why cant you suprise a snow man? Because its an inanimate object."

"The homeless problem would be solved if. . . . . the Big Issue had tits in it."

"What's a Yankee? It's a quickie....but you do it yourself"

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Get married to her."

"Make sure you always tip the people who make your pizza... They knead the dough."

"Did you hear why the Quartz is divorcing her husband? She says he took her for Granite"

"I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"Why can't you keep a secret from cattle? They herd"

"What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets."