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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the tyrannical fruit? He was impeached!"
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"My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30 am. 2:30! Luckily I was still up playing my drums."
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"What do you call someone who did their dissertation on the atrocities of Andrew Jackson? A Hickory Dickery Doc"
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"Cop: Maybe it's your driving. Maybe you're drunk. Me: Maybe it's Maybelline."