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Joke of the Day

"The inventory of the Crossword has died. He will be buried tomorrow. Six down and three across."

"I paid a fish to come over to re-key my guitar, piano and drums. He was a professional tuna."

"What is the opposite of sex? Laughter.. Ha ha.."

"You guys wanna here a joke? Blood on the Dancefloor."

"""I'm turning over a new leaf"" -Adam telling Eve that he's seeing another woman"

"[NSFW] I have a real passion for bat guano... You could say I'm bat shit crazy"

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. This joke is great for determining someones sense of humor."

"If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends."

"When birds fly in V formation why is one side longer than the other? They have more birds on that side. #scienceded"

"Tonight a friend asked if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him i was married now and that's where i sleep."