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Joke of the Day

"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. This joke is great for determining someones sense of humor."

"Did you know that 95% of Jews aren't Jews? They're dead"

"What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow? Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!"

"I was in a near-sex experience. My wife flashed before my eyes."

"What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?) Nigeria."

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4. 1 to hold the bulb and 3 to drink until the room spins."

"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he kneeded a poo"

"Fake moms- 'I never want to be away from my children' Real moms- 'You drop that pizza, I'll put you up for adoption'"

"Ever heard of a 6.9? It's just another great thing ruined by a period."

"Did you hear about the new mobile dating app for pedophiles? Kinder."