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Joke of the Day
"If McDonald's was smart they'd serve breakfast until 2pm on the weekends."
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"Eleven Years ago Greece won Euro 2004 Today, Greece would be happy with 2004 Euros."
"What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame? It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame."
"Felony Insurance, like car insurance but for when you hate someone so much you just have to throw a cinder block through their windshield."
"I had my first UFO experience this morning I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus ""Morning fat ass"". Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!"
"David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared for a nuclear attack from North Korea. Dave mate, normally we aren't prepared for snow at winter."
"Two fish are in a tank One turns to the other and asks, ""Do you know how to drive this?"""
"How do you say ""I'm sorry I got you pregnant, but my plane leaves in an hour. I might visit the baby one day."" in Korean?"
"How much Norris? (Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?"
"Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet? He's just Biden his time."