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Joke of the Day

"What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty."

"Exaggerations... ...went up by a million percent last year."

"I want to break up. It isn't you. It's a me...mario!"

"Why I love duct tape? It can turn ""No, no no!"" into ""mmph, mmmph, mmmph"""

"Why don't we assassinate Kim Jong-Un? Because the North remembers."

"Why can't women enjoy porn as much as men? They can tell when the girls are faking it. (This joke best after a few drinks)"

"How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof"

"What do nuns do when they get horny? They come to Jesus."

"I asked my friend in North Korea how it was there. He said he cant complain..."

"You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?"