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Joke of the Day
"What do nuns do when they get horny? They come to Jesus."
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"WARNING: Racist What do you call a black person on the moon? A problem What do you call all black people on the moon? A solution"
"Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught."
"You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!"
"My mom just sent me a friend request on Facebook. This Is a typical ""no right answer"" type of situation."
"I swear I am not racist I have nothing against them, actually I think every white person should have one! I'm sorry"
"What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat? Skip."
"There once was a lady from Madrass... There once was a lady from Madrass Who had a magnificent ass Not pretty and pink as you may think But had long ears and ate grass. Credit: Playboy, circa 1970s"
"My mom asked me if I would still date a girl who had cancer and lost her hair from chemo. i told her, ""Of course, that just means she has better head!"""
"women's rights"