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Joke of the Day

"You know the punchline before you're ever told the joke. What's the worst part about time traveling jokes?"

"I once met a Republican feminist She told me to Czech my privilege."

"The blonde tip-toed near the medicine cabinet so that she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. This is not a joke, ambien serious!"

"Guys are probably not very good at Yoga, mainly because every move for them would be called "" The uncomfortable Sausage"""

"Have you heard about those guys at ISIS? They're on fire!"

"The difference between ""Girlfriend"" and ""Girl Friend"" is that little space in between we call the ""Friend Zone""."

"When I hear teenagers talk I wonder why there's not a high school class dedicated to learning the definition of the word ""literally"""

"Q: Why do dogs chase their tails? A: They want to make ends meet."

"What do you call re-arranging the layout of your network? LANscaping."

"Mission Control: prepare to enter the vacuum of space Dog Astronaut: wait the what now"