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Joke of the Day
"I want to break up. It isn't you. It's a me...mario!"
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"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."
"What is he only Jewish bird in the entire bird kingdom? The segal"
"The only people I know I'm superior to are the ones who announce the break they're taking from Facebook."
"My 82 year old grandmother is still healthy and active. She doesn't even need glasses. She drinks her whiskey straight from the bottle."
"Q: What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A: A light house."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... ... Wearing nothing but cellophane pants. The doc says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Dirtiest, raunchiest, most racist joke you've got: I'll start - What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn? Stop laughing and reload"
"*locks hands with stranger in elevator* im nervous, this is my first time flying"
"How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in"