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Joke of the Day
"How do you reduce wind-drag on a musician's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof"
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"The difference between sexists and misogynists... Sexist: I like my women like I like my jeans - loose in the crotch! Mysogynist: I like my women like I like my jeans - acid washed!"
"started my own brewery kindof just pour root beer into square bottles."
"I'm going to rewrite history. History."
"Socialism or Communism are the only path to evolution, and Capitalism is the root of all evil. > Sent from my iPhone 7"
"Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail."
"What's my favorite Jewish star wars character? Jewbacca"
"My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed."
"I was going to make an anal joke... Butt fuck it!"
"Library joke Why are librarians so lonely? They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold"