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Joke of the Day
"Why don't we assassinate Kim Jong-Un? Because the North remembers."
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"I bought my friend a cat for their room. They said thank you I like cats. I said you're welcome me too. Cat said mewtwo."
"Did you hear about the tick who followed U2 on tour? They say he was living life on The Edge."
"I'd have to say, on a scale from 1 to Pee... urinate"
"Donald Trump is like a marshmallow... He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat."
"We were driving past the graveyard and my dad asks: ""Do you know why I can't be buried there?"" ""Why not?"" ""Because I'm not dead yet, Son."""
"What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids? Peekaboo."
"WTF!!!!!!!!!!! A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."
"I've spent my whole life trying to find a girl with a psychiatric disorder that makes her think she's a woodpecker."
"Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard."