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Joke of the Day
"Exaggerations... ...went up by a million percent last year."
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"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "
"How does the pedophile like his music? Just like his dick - in a minor."
"My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for Christmas I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."
"Ladies: The ""silent treatment"" is not a punishment. Try the ""sit next to him and cry and or frown excessively treatment"" instead."
"I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who. What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I keep hearing about?"
"A guy says to the other... ""Marriage has taken all the joy out of sex."" ""How so?"" ""You know, there is always the terrifying chance of my wife coming home."""
"A lady walks into a bar... Sits down and says to the bartender ""give me a double."" He asks ""what'll it be?"" She replies ""make it an entedre."" So he gave it to her."
"When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!"
"What planet is so big the entire universe can fit in? Ur Anus."