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Joke of the Day

"6 said he isn't sleeping in his room cause the tooth fairy sounds creepy but he left the tooth cuz he needs the money. -No DNA test needed"

"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."

"Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !"

"I'm at that age where all of my sentences start like this one."

"Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you? Because he doesn't know the time of day."

"Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth."

"Two Shitty Jokes What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre."

"Why are there no gay suicide bombers? They can find millions of virgins just by going on Reddit."

"So...A man walks into a bar and says... Ouch!"

"How do I explain to this bank teller than I'm just robbing her and not the bank?"