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Joke of the Day
"Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you? Because he doesn't know the time of day."
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"I think my organ donor girlfriend wants to break up with me. She just doesn't have the guts to do it."
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"What happens when you give an Autobot a blowjob? The power goes out."
"How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You don't know? That's right, you *don't* know, because you weren't there, man!"
"What's long, hard and a bit shitty at the end? This joke."
"I'm single because I'm pretty good at recognizing crazy."
"Gay Mafia Did you hear about those two gay guys in the mafia? One whacked the other one. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"
"What did the broke zombie amusement park say to the wealthy vampire golf course? I just need to get fundead."