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Joke of the Day

"Best pickup line EVER! I would call heaven and report a missing angel.... But I'm actually hoping that you are a slut."

"I told my girlfriend I wanted some new pussy. She told me to grow an inch."

"I wanna Die peaceful in my sleep just my like my Grandpah! Unlike the passengers in his car..."

"Groot asks a man for help, the man says... ""Hodor""."

"Invitations: $10 Cupcakes: $15 Facility rental: $100 Not having 20 kids in my house: priceless Math of a mother"

"Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it."

"I need a joke about lightning keep it pg thanks."

"A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. ""You have the biggest penis out of all your friends"" replies the wife."

"What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo? One's a quite heavy, and the other's a little lighter."

"Just when I manage to convince myself that I am a superior and more intelligent being, I walk into a door."