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Joke of the Day
"Why did the crematorium operator get a $500 bonus? Because he'd urn-ed it."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !"
"Have you heard about the ATM that got addicted to money? I heard it suffered from withdrawls."
"Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... Too bad he has never cried."