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Joke of the Day

"Just when I manage to convince myself that I am a superior and more intelligent being, I walk into a door."

"Mozart took a young wife, as was common in the day. After a very brief first night together, he felt inspired to write a song. He called it Minute in A Minor."

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you... ...I would start thinking about you"

"I was just about to get offended by a stranger on the Internet when I remembered I'm not an idiot."

"I don't get why SRS is so loud. I'm pretty sure I turned off the ""Surround"" setting."

"Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest? Two chalk outlines."

"Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!"

"Somewhere in Russia, a little kid farted a half beat before the meteor blew out all the windows. It was the greatest moment of his life."

"We could use Thor and his hammer to solve all our energy problems... I see the headlines already ""Earth powered by Generathor""."

"What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich? A Luncheon!"