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Joke of the Day
"*notices it's not even 8am*nn*been tweeting like a boss...*nn*...to 5 insomniacs*"
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"What did batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the batmobile!"""
"How do you greet a gay Hispanic? Homo Estas!"
"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"
"My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her."
"How to give a good hand job... Step 1: Use your mouth."
"at the grampys, about to anounce who won the grampy award. open envelope. its grandpa!!! you did it congratulations"
"I wonder if Buzz and woody had ever met Andy's mom's toys. They probably have the same names"
"You kids don't remember, but once there were sitcoms about something other than gay guys."
"do you have any idea how fast you were going? ""no, I'm not wearing my contacts"""