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Joke of the Day

"My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her."

"I came in like a lion and went out like a kitten."

"Inside jokes are bitterly resented by the homeless."

"What do we say to the god of procrastination? Not today."

"I can't be what you want. I'm too busy being what I want."

"Hey girl, I've got a sex-Ed project due tomorrow... And I need a 69 to pass."

"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"Where does a shoulder work? In the army."

"A bunch of Italians formed a Bob Marley tribute band. They're called the Reggae-Tony's"

"I like my violence like I like my beer.. Domestic."