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Joke of the Day
"How to give a good hand job... Step 1: Use your mouth."
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"How come there are no Olympics in Mexico? Because all of the Mexicans that can run jump and swim are already in America."
"Baby showers are so weird. It's like ""hey, congrats on having a functional reproductive system""."
"""Hey can I do it?"" Anaesthetist: sure, knock yourself out"
"what did one lesbian vampire say to the other? same time next month? (hopefully not a repost)"
"yesterday at the mall a woman asked for my opinion between two men's shirts and immediately went to check out with the one i didn't choose"
"*pokes sex life with a stick"
"I told my wife not to turn her head away after giving me a blowjob, but she didn't listen. It went in one ear and out the other."
"A boy asks his father: ""Dad, dad, what's abortion?"" ""Ask your sister."", the father responds. ""But I don't have a sister"", the boy says, confused. ""That's the point."""
"Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that.."