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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand how people aren't inspired by Donald Trump He proof literally anyone can be president"

"What idiot called it Canada and not the US of Eh?"

"A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. ""What are you doing, creep?"" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says ""Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."""

"What becomes packed between periods? School Hallways"

"I overheard someone say all Asians are ninjas. I would've told him how racist that sounded but he was black and I didn't want to get mugged."

"Why was the mathematician late for work? He took the rhombus."

"did u fall from heaven bc so did satan"

"Why did Darwin love CSS? Because children inherit properties from their parents."

"To err is human, to arr is pirate."

"What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources? A Cache-Advance"